But as long as I sit still and don’t move my head or torso, I’m good. But uh, this morning, I made the mistake of sneezing. I’ve had it for a while, and I’ve been ignoring it successfully. That folder, in my hands, is far deadlier than this bow of yours." "Literally everything is a weapon, son.Everything that happened before that was a mistake.” The reception will be held in each of our individual houses, alone.” It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.” “Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.”.“Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.”.And then again when I heard that Li’l Sebastian had passed.” Once when I was 7 and hit by a school bus. “When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.”.That's not a lesson, by the way, just a comment on lumber availability." "There's more than one crib tree in a forest.It can be used to make tents, backpacks, shoes, stretchers, sails, tarpaulins, and I suppose, in the most dire of circumstances, it can be a surface on which to make art.” “That is a canvas sheet-the most versatile object known to man.Here are some of his most memorable quotes from the show's incredible seven-season run. One thing is for certain: Ron Swanson is consistent, and as the ultimate “man’s man," he never has any qualms about what other people think of him.īut for a man of few words, Pawnee's director of Parks and Recreation sure did seem to have an opinion about everything-from fishing and crying to women named Tammy. Maybe it's his outward disdain for the American government, his woodworking skills, or his unending love of meat and alcohol. : I moved our meetings to tomorrow because you are drunk, and hangover, simultaneously, at 2 in.If you're a fan of Parks and Recreation, it's pretty much a given that you're also a fan of Ron Swanson.I moved our meetings to tomorrow because you are drunk, and hangover, simultaneously, at 2 in the afternoon. : You should up your therapy to seven times a weak, fix that outfit, and give me your wallet.You should up your therapy to seven times a weak, fix that outfit, and give me your wallet. : Oh yeah, tiny rolled up scrolls delivered by foxes.Oh yeah, tiny rolled up scrolls delivered by foxes. : I just fell backwards into your world, a couple years went by, and now here I am.I just fell backwards into your world, a couple years went by, and now here I am. : I just want to say thank you, and I love you very much.Which is why I decided not to turn you into a sea urchin, which I can do, because I'm an actual witch, with powers, and I'm evil, and. I just want to say thank you, and I love you very much. : you don't need me! You can get whatever job you want!.Leslie: you don't need me! You can get whatever job you want! Leslie: You wanted to run something by me? : Oh yeah, you completely disgraced yourself and almost destroyed an entire town!Īndy: Ohh babe you had a crush on me, that's emabrassing!.Oh yeah, you completely disgraced yourself and almost destroyed an entire town! : Nooo, we'd wipe all the disgusting stuff right off it!Īndy: I get to push the buttons! I call it!.Ann: Once again, they are my biological children.Īpril: And once again, I don't believe you.Īpril: But in the end? Bringing a child into this world? That's disgusting!Īndy: Nooo, we'd wipe all the disgusting stuff right off it!
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